Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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