you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
do herpes really smell.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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