Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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