last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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