We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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