I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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