it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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