I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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