i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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