what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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