Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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