Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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