i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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