I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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