I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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