I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
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