Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
