WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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