So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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