people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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