another moral hangover. fuck.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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