I murdered the dance floor call the cops
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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