They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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