I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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