home. puking in laundry basket.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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