Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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