she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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