how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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