'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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