Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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