I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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