I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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