You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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