This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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