Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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