I wish i was in the wii world.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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