Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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