I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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And then my night got REAL pukey
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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