I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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