bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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