I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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