trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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