better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
