You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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