yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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