just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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