I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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