Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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