bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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