seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
