awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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