scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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