You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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