but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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