We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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